Postpone Day Of The Rapture (DoTR)
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May 21st has been designated as the Day Of The Rapture (DoTR), where the chosen ones will be elected, and the rest of us will start to suffer through a thousand years of tribulations, culminating in the eventual destruction of the Earth, consumed by fire.
The problem is that May 21st is a Saturday. This is very inconvenient. What kind of Supreme Being chooses a week-end for the end of the world? It is for this reason that we are requesting a postponement to DoTR until May 24th, at the earliest (although it is not officially sanction, some traditionally include Mondays as part of the week-end).
With enough signatures to reflect the negative impact this decision will have on mortals, I'm sure the All Mighty will exercise some restraint and compassion and allow us one last chance to enjoy our leisure after 40 hours of grueling work-week (to some, at least).
The problem is that May 21st is a Saturday. This is very inconvenient. What kind of Supreme Being chooses a week-end for the end of the world? It is for this reason that we are requesting a postponement to DoTR until May 24th, at the earliest (although it is not officially sanction, some traditionally include Mondays as part of the week-end).
With enough signatures to reflect the negative impact this decision will have on mortals, I'm sure the All Mighty will exercise some restraint and compassion and allow us one last chance to enjoy our leisure after 40 hours of grueling work-week (to some, at least).
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