Reform the DDB Bar
Sign Now
Dear DDB,
We are petitioning to rename the "Bar" to "The Library" and introduce some new rules we feel will help maintain the well being and provide a safe working environment for all the hardworking and dedicated staff members here at DDB.
New Rules to be introduced:
1. The bar, sorry Library. Will only be open from 11:30am to 3:30pm Monday's and Tuesday's.
2. The fridge will remain permanently locked (with the key being fired into the sun on a small rocket from the roof on the 19th September, so no one is ever tempted to break this rule), all alcoholic drinks are for display purposes only.
3. A librarian will be present at all times to 'shhhhhhhh' people if the noise level raises above 30dB.
4. You will only be allowed to enter the library with your photo i.d library card. Security will be placed at the door 24/7, no exceptions.
5. Library cards will only be supplied to those employees that have worked over 62hours a week for 8 weeks consecutively.
6. Last but not least, THE LIBRARY IS NOT FOR PERSONAL ENJOYMENT OR FUN. If people are found enjoying themselves in the premises they will be immediately escorted to the closest exit by security.
We are petitioning to rename the "Bar" to "The Library" and introduce some new rules we feel will help maintain the well being and provide a safe working environment for all the hardworking and dedicated staff members here at DDB.
New Rules to be introduced:
1. The bar, sorry Library. Will only be open from 11:30am to 3:30pm Monday's and Tuesday's.
2. The fridge will remain permanently locked (with the key being fired into the sun on a small rocket from the roof on the 19th September, so no one is ever tempted to break this rule), all alcoholic drinks are for display purposes only.
3. A librarian will be present at all times to 'shhhhhhhh' people if the noise level raises above 30dB.
4. You will only be allowed to enter the library with your photo i.d library card. Security will be placed at the door 24/7, no exceptions.
5. Library cards will only be supplied to those employees that have worked over 62hours a week for 8 weeks consecutively.
6. Last but not least, THE LIBRARY IS NOT FOR PERSONAL ENJOYMENT OR FUN. If people are found enjoying themselves in the premises they will be immediately escorted to the closest exit by security.
Sign The Petition
Continue with Google
OR
If you already have an account please sign in, otherwise register an account for free then sign the petition filling the fields below.
Email and password will be your account data, you will be able to sign other petitions after logging in.
Shoutbox
Goal
0 signatures
Goal: 50
Tags
No tags
Embed Codes
direct link
link for html
link for forum without title
link for forum with title
