Requirement For Muppet Movies

We wish that every filmmaker should, by law, be required to make a Muppet version of every movie at the same time as they make any other version. We wish to see this passed into law in all countries as soon as is possible.

PARTICULARS

1) Each movie must have a majority cast of Muppets and must not include more than three human characters.

2) A minimum of three original songs must be performed during the course of the movie, over and above any credit sequence songs. (In cases of short films under thirty minutes, only one song is needed.)

3) Muppets cannot be drawn or computer-generated, they must be actual Muppets.

4) Gonzo, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear and The Swedish Chef must all appear, if there are enough roles. Any movies with fewer than five roles must have all roles filled with a selection of Muppets from the above list.

And, while we're here, we would like to see all the Muppet movies available on DVD in widescreen, too.