save the coconut astronauts!

i have recently been informed of a (adjective) happen stance taking place in my very own (noun), yes, the case of the coconut astronauts or as i like to call them, (plural noun).These "(plural noun)" are normaly subjects of great (noun) on their home plannet divvidentoestarch. However we can help these men. how could this help you may ask? well its kind of a top-secret thing you see. but what i will tell you is if you (verb) this petition you will feel good knowing that the coconut men will soon be freed.so if you would sign the paper lets try to get (number) names on this bad larry. Well besides that all i can think of saying is (think of a crazy story to tell your grandma) thank you for your time and patience