Seasonal Takeover

This petition is to legally seize control of the seasons and rotation of the orbit of the earth from mother nature and science respectively. When control has been taken spring summer and fall will cease to exist on a majority of our planet. For those snowboarders and skiers there will be designated "Winter Reservations" for them to live on or visit at their own will. The remainder of land will be in a permanent state of sunny, beautiful, bliss. Summer being the master race of seasons shall take over for the inferior autumn, fall and the notorious SAD (seasonal effectiveness disorder) inducing winter. All activities that take place in winter will cease. The only exceptions to this being football and basketball. Hockey will also be considered. Start summer now! Do you part to end SAD.