STOP AUDIO ABUSE-TORTURE IN SATELLITE RADIO
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Petition - STOP AUDIO ABUSE-TORTURE IN SATELLITE RADIO (dated August 7th, 2008)
We the undersigned, with respect for human rights and good radio, call upon radio talk show hosts Ron Bennington and Fez Marie Whatley to take immediate action and end the audio torture of its listeners, with all humility and respect. As loyal, loving and long-time listeners, we the undersigned cannot stand idly by while the aforementioned hosts continue the practice of allowing amateurs more air-time than physically tolerable. It is with this in mind that we, the undersigned, commit the following requests to record:
1. That the individual known as Crazed be no longer permitted inside an XM Radio Studio, or, if possible, the city limits of New York. It is the general consensus of the undersigned and the medical community that the voice of this individual is detrimental to all mankind, a species this individual is not a member of.
2. That the individual known as FredfromBrooklyn be no longer permitted inside an XM Radio Studio unless he stops at every raped and battered woman shelter from the borough to the city and apologize for taking out his inadequacies on the female gender only to find the studio doors locked and a sign posted on the door that reads, You're not funny or entertaining. Go home, cunt.
3. That the individual known as MafiaLifeChris be forbidden to utter the words mafia or life unless it is done so with a cock in his mouth.
4. That the individual known as Franklyn of Cypher films be restricted to one in-studio appearance a decade.
5. That the hosts of the Ron & Fez show apologize publicly for the cruel and unusual punishment of having to listen to the aforementioned individuals.
We the undersigned, with respect for human rights and good radio, call upon radio talk show hosts Ron Bennington and Fez Marie Whatley to take immediate action and end the audio torture of its listeners, with all humility and respect. As loyal, loving and long-time listeners, we the undersigned cannot stand idly by while the aforementioned hosts continue the practice of allowing amateurs more air-time than physically tolerable. It is with this in mind that we, the undersigned, commit the following requests to record:
1. That the individual known as Crazed be no longer permitted inside an XM Radio Studio, or, if possible, the city limits of New York. It is the general consensus of the undersigned and the medical community that the voice of this individual is detrimental to all mankind, a species this individual is not a member of.
2. That the individual known as FredfromBrooklyn be no longer permitted inside an XM Radio Studio unless he stops at every raped and battered woman shelter from the borough to the city and apologize for taking out his inadequacies on the female gender only to find the studio doors locked and a sign posted on the door that reads, You're not funny or entertaining. Go home, cunt.
3. That the individual known as MafiaLifeChris be forbidden to utter the words mafia or life unless it is done so with a cock in his mouth.
4. That the individual known as Franklyn of Cypher films be restricted to one in-studio appearance a decade.
5. That the hosts of the Ron & Fez show apologize publicly for the cruel and unusual punishment of having to listen to the aforementioned individuals.
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You see the thing about women, women are panty droppers. 202 is a quality station. See the corelation?
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