Stop Electronic Arts from making Need for Speed
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Lawrence F. Probst III, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer
209 Redwood Shores Pkwy
Redwood City, CA 94065
Dear Mr. Probst,
Please stop making the racing series "Need for Speed" but mostly stop making the game "Need for Speed: Most Wanted"
I'm pretty sure there's scientific evidence that shows that playing this game leads to the following: Overall doucheyness, Stunted Growth, A gay craving for neon colored cars, and genital herpes.
I personally have seen a dear friend of mine succumb to this fucking shitty racing game. He used to be this outgoing guy but now he just sits in his dank ass basement ignoring everyone and everything.
You might say that he was already a fag to begin with. That might be true, but he wasn't THIS big of a fag.
Please stop making this game and recall all copies.
209 Redwood Shores Pkwy
Redwood City, CA 94065
Dear Mr. Probst,
Please stop making the racing series "Need for Speed" but mostly stop making the game "Need for Speed: Most Wanted"
I'm pretty sure there's scientific evidence that shows that playing this game leads to the following: Overall doucheyness, Stunted Growth, A gay craving for neon colored cars, and genital herpes.
I personally have seen a dear friend of mine succumb to this fucking shitty racing game. He used to be this outgoing guy but now he just sits in his dank ass basement ignoring everyone and everything.
You might say that he was already a fag to begin with. That might be true, but he wasn't THIS big of a fag.
Please stop making this game and recall all copies.
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