The Give us more Weekends

Due to the increasing amount of fun being portrayed by May throughout its weekends (Known locally as the 'Weekends of Delight'). It has come to the attention of many individuals that they are unable to attend all functions of fun that are being put on by the music people of this fair isle. This is unacceptable to us as the fun-loving public and we must rise up against such
tyranny.
I second the proposal of Jack McInerney to introduce mid-week weekends (preferably tuesday and weds)for the month of May. Not only that but I want to further this proposal to include all of the wonderous sunmmer months as well, which we all know the fun is strong within.
No longer shall the rugby loving public not be able to go to such events as Kinsale or the Heineken Cup Final and miss such movements of dance such as Soulwax and DJ Yoda. No Longer shall we stand back idly and watch victims of such misconstrued timing have to indure the pain of missing wonderful indoor dancefests while they are also enjoying outdoor ones! No longer shall we miss out on different types of fun in differnet county's, provinces, countries, continents, worlds! No longer I say no longer! Join me in chanting "5 day weekends, 2 day midweeks" in some form of unison! We shall overcome until there is no fun left to be had and we are all gibbering wrecks unable to move in our own excrement and drool!