The "I Want More Rice" Petition of Love.

This petition idea came to me in a dream. A great dream that I hope many of you will understand. You see, in my dream, I was walking home from school and overhead, a small one-person helicopter touched ground right in front of me. A man in a white suit came out and asked me to sign his petition. "What is the petition for, good sir in the white coat?" I asked. "Nothing." He said back. So, I signed his petition with glee. But then I woke up. I remember the dream now as if it were part of my real life. It touched me in a way that I can never explain. I now had a mission, to make my own petition about something. I thought long and hard, and came up with a subject...

You see, not long ago I ran out of instant rice. I enjoy instant rice very much and without it, I feel empty inside. I need more rice. But, this petition isnt just for me. It involves you as well. If we all work together to bring the rice back to this great country, peace and happiness will be spread across the land like a giant crazed parasite. And I believe in my heart that such a scenerio is a good thing for all of us to hope for. Hear me, oh magical instant rice company, the world needs more rice. Pronto.

Get with it, Jack. Or i'll slice you up good.