the joe hadley needs a lady friend commision and fund

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Hello all, this is Karl Nilsson. You all know me as a serious fellow, but now i come to you with all seriousness. Joe needs a wife. Its plain and its simple, but it just needs to happen. If you attractive people will be kind enough to get me 150 signatures, i promise i will find a girl to marry him.
(For 80$ ill make him marry a dog) He needs your help more than you know, but this isnt even totally about him, this is about all those girls who he'll try to hit on from now to the day he dies. so people, please sign this, for joes sake....."the joe hadley needs a lady friend commision and fund"

(also, if you get me 12 signatures, ill blow daid allison up with dynamite)
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