The Neo Pyramid Scheme

We the modern peoples of the world have always gazed and gasped in amazement at the ancient pyramids. As we do, feelings of inferiority and weakness stir within us. Why should we the modern man, the men and women who created Microsoft and Playstations, the men and women who keep on keep this world going; why should we have to live in the shadows of our ancestors?!

Thus I propose that we build our own pyramid; one that will cause the eyes of the gods to bleed with euphoria! A pyramid which at the very apex an antenna shall be placed to deliver the crispest and clearest reception ever.

But in order for this vision to be realized, an army of slaves must be placed within our command; an army of human beings willing to place their lives on the line, willing to work for the benefit of mankind. I declare that the governments and monarchies of world hand over their slaves to us as we shall put them to create the greatest monument to humanity ever to grace the universe.

The Future is ours, let's show the past who's boss!