A world with Travis Miller involved.

Even though it's painful to say it, I'll go ahead and admit it: I was wrong. For every rude and obnoxious thing I said, I was a fool. For every cynical comment made, I was a creepy little bastard. For every wise-crack, I certainly was a tool.

But this petition means something more than life to me. This petition is me asking for your acceptance of an apology. This petition is asking for me to be un-banned, un-disclosed, and for me to be allowed back in the ranks of your business.

Upon writing this petition, I will state and act on the following terms:
1) Not to be a tool.
2) Not to pester anyone for any un-orthodox reason.
3) Not to have sex with men on the Internet.
4) To never call Neo a fag again.
5) Accept the fact that Corey is God.
6) To worship Sin Wrestling, because it is the mother of all e-feds.
7) To accept Flame and his staff for the great people that they are.

I will agree to follow these guidelines in my journey through Sin Wrestling in the future. As long as you agree to give me the freedoms, that I as an American have. And to let me be a part of your group.