Anti-Bush Petition

I hereby petition the President of the United States to stop being such a douche bag. He is an embarassement to all of us and something should be done. He read at a third grade level yet has the power to send thousands of bright, potentially great men to die in places we have no right being in. His lack of leadership delayed the resources to help our own during times of need. Infact, the only thing this man has done that anyone can shine a decent light on is getting American morale up after 9/11...but I think a gorilla holding a small flag in his hand could have done the same thing.

Please, this man is a plague. Remove him from office immediately.