Baptize John Ashcroft

John Ashcroft should have a bible shoved up his big fat ass.

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50 signatures

Goal: 50

Latest Signatures

11 November 2015

50. Meghan H | ditto

25 October 2015

49. Joann K | I support this petition

17 October 2015

48. T L | I support this petition

15 October 2015

47. Sanjet M | he's a racist and doesn't understand the constitution

30 September 2015

46. Melissa B | ashcroft is the biggest loser ever!

22 September 2015

45. Laurie J | you rule! I HATE that guy!

12 August 2015

44. Reg H | set it on fire first

8 August 2015

43. Jim F | Fine--but maybe he'd learn something if we used GOOD books, instead. You know, osmosis!

24 July 2015

42. Afton M | YES! And it should be subsequently pulled from his ass and fed to Rick Santorum with bernaise sauce!

10 July 2015

41. Angel R | MAKE SURE ITS THE BIG PRINT VERSION

1 July 2015

40. Ashcroft R | W is for WINNER ! ! ! ! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

17 June 2015

39. Mike L | let er rip

10 June 2015

38. Lefty D | Mustafah! Foozah Foozah Cas Gedoh Bah Touf!

15 May 2015

37. Jorge B | Ich bumse Hunde und Katzen und Schweine und mag die Penisse der Ziegen und der Schafe und der Schweine saugen. Ich tue dies jeden Tag!

8 May 2015

36. Bill J | flippit!

18 April 2015

35. Monique C | The bible and anything else they can lay their hands on.

4 April 2015

34. Ashleigh R | that's sooooo gross, taryn! they should do something to him too, definitely. But in the meantime, john ashcroft is definitely the grossest!

1 March 2015

33. Miles L | Thank God he is no longer the Attorney General. This guy was a threat of civil liberties and world peace. Even conservatives should dislike the man.

5 February 2015

32. Swamp Boatdrunkardsforb | "I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message: 'If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier... just so long as I'm the dictator'."

8 December 2014

31. Alphonso R | Screw that ashcroft weasel.

10 November 2014

30. Reed T | It's the best way to educate stupid people like him and tom delay.

27 October 2014

29. Taylor G | troof, troof

15 October 2014

28. Todd M | I support this petition

3 October 2014

27. Simon C | Fat retard.

28 August 2014

26. Lew D | what? "igneren?"

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By: Veronica Kramer

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