Bring Fibre Broadband to Gainsborough Studios
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Alfred Hitchcock Presents…
A petition to bring fibre-optic broadband to Gainsborough Studios.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to ask you a question about a most puzzling situation.
Why is that we, the residents of Gainsborough Studios, can see the beating heart of Great Britain's technology industry from our rear window, yet we have to live with a broadband service that's suitable only for the birds?
If you walk 39 steps in any direction, even north by north west, you will find your neighbours outside the gates have internet with speeds so fast, they get vertigo.
If, like me, you’re in a frenzy because your connection feels like it has been sabotaged, then please sign this petition to let our notorious landlords know that you want fibre in the building - and we don’t mean rope!
Thank you for your time. Your humble servant,
Alfred.
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