Destroy David Gordon Green Robot And Free Real David Gordon Green From Prague Cellar

We the undersigned demand that the David Gordon Green robot (director of such films as Pineapple Express, Your Highness and that new one with Jonah Hill ogling a milf's boobs in the trailer) be destroyed and that the real human David Gordon Green (director of such films as George Washington, All the Real Girls, Undertow) be freed from the cellar in Prague where significant artists have been held in captivity over the past few centuries while robot versions of them moved freely through the world dumping buckets of crap on we the undersigned. Like is happening now with David Gordon Green that we want to put and end to.