Enforced Weight Limit on Myspace

Hello people of all races, genders, and sexual activity. There is now a big problem in this world, and we must act together to stop it. It starts with an 'M' and rhymes with 'ySpace.' You guessed it, MySpace.

However it is not MySpace in general that is the problem, it is the overwhelming number of fat girls posting their pictures, forcing their closest friends to deceive them by adding such comments as "omg you are teh cutie! ^__^!", "Wow why cant i be that hot!?", or even "Gorgeous! :D!"

With roots starting in Beaverton High School, this threat has quickly spread to surrounding high schools. In an amazingly short time, the entire west AND east coast of the United States is plagued. It is only a matter of time before the entire world will fall victim, if nothing is done. Please, think of the children.

So my friends, we must work together to rid the world of this digusting threat. Sign the petition for a Maximum Weight Limit on MySpace.