Get Mr.T to guest-host the Jeremy Kyle Show

We the Undersigned believe that Mr.T should, for one show only, be a special guest host on The Jeremy Kyle Show. We believe that Mr.T's offer to throw people will have a much greater impact than Graeme in after-care. Also it would drastically reduce ITV's security costs for that particular show - as the presence of Mr.T in itself is more than enough to negate any need for further back up when guests become unruly. Thus this is a low-value plan in times of recession.

Please ITV, make this happen for the benefit of humanity. And for Shanice who thinks Damien is cheating on her with her best friend's sister's cousin who is also her mother.