Get Paddy Noticed

OK here's the deal. If you dont know me I'm Paddy so hi :)
What im trying to achieve is just to get what some might consider my "talents" recognised enough just so I can at least see a clear path to progress along to something in the entertainment industry.
As a trained DJ with vast experience, obsessed with writing and performing what would be considered alternative comedy I'm looking to find a way of recieving some advice and maybe an opportunity to become a radio presenter or a comedy writer/performer which personally I think are all closely interlinked.

So anyway If you want to know more you can check my myspace www.myspace.com/rockdude118 or you can base your opinions on some randomn thoughts that I have provided below, either way I'd love it if you signed this petition which hopefully will come to the attention of people who can give me some kind of opportunity eg: Radio 1, Kerrang, BBC Comedy, Producers of such shows as the Mighty Boosh etc.


Important quotes and stories below.

1.friendships are like kittens, if u look after them they will grow but they can be eaten by dogs

2.pounce for opportunity in life like a lion but watch out for those fucking zebras they get poo all over the carpet

3. was in a pub with a badger the other day
and do u know what he said?



mphmmmph rarrrr mphhhhm

cuz badgers dont talk silly!

4.did u know that giraffes cant talk? by talk i mean communicate vocally not actually talk cuz everyone knows that

but if they could talk what would they say?

imagine one of those stephen hawking voice box thingies on a giraffe
you know the ones that are all like *i am a robot*

well imagine a giraffe talking like that

*get me some of those leaves*
nuff said

5.do u know what ive done this morning?

in my underwear danced around to less than jake then bummed good charlotte for hours lol i havent listened to them for years it was sexy haha it got to a point today where i wanted to be in the band haha
and now im dancing around with my imaginary stage and guitar and band to taking back sunday lol
for some reason theres a penguin on stage

and hes drunk

and his family are there

and they look like the penguins from madagascar except that they are really embarrassed

but they are going "smile and wave boys smile and wave"

just imagine that

his poor kids

when hes not drunk hes actually really good at dancing

but you know im not the only one who has done this
for example a good friend of mine fishy does it but on his stage theres no penguin and he wears a snazzy bowler hat and monkey pouch thong when ur feeling down get on ur stage and have some fun and cheer the fuck up!