I'm Petitioning your Petition Diablo Dolts

To:

This petition is being made as a way to express our disappointment in Diablo fans creating a petition about the in-game art.


The main objective of this petition is to show these dolts that there's a significant number of players that do not agree with the current petition nonsense that they are polluting our internets with. With this petition we hope to make these clowns look like clowns and let them know that thei opinions and suggestions are laughable.


It is our opinion that the graphic elements that characterize the Diablo universe are Blizzards own choice:

- You are not making the game

- Petitions online never influence anything

- Get out of your mom's basement

- Fail


What we got with the aforementioned petition:

- Clowns coming out and making themselves known.

- A full force invasion of the internets by morons.

- A perfect example as to why gaming isn't taken seriously.

- Again, please fail.

What we want:

- Stop this nonsense.

- No really, stop.

- I said stop already.

- Get on with the stopping

Common arguments:

Q: Is it still fail to create these petitions?

A: Yes so stop now.


What we ask you clowns is to find a way shutting up and gtfo'ing my interwebs.



Thanks

Sincerely,

The Undersigned