Lava Lamps of the World Unite

We, the lava community, are outraged by the way the new lava line formula and size is being deminished. No longer are the 32 oz. line available in the glory it once was. Instead we are presented with a 20 and 52 oz. line that tends to be cloudy when first bought, over heats, and all-around does not bring the soothing sensation as thier predecessor, 32 oz. lamps from a glorious history. We, the petitioners demand the comeback of the past, with original size and formula intact. Let us work together to bring the Original Lava Brand back to its glory years.