One and only chance to bring MJ back to life

I want Michael Jackson to come back to Earth and start doing moonwalks for all the little children, but sadly God will not allow this. However, he told me in a dream last night that if i can somehow get 500 people to join a group he will strongly consider bringing MJ back from the dead. I believe this vision because God told me, and what God tells me i must believe. I need your help, because life without Michael Jackson is a life without moonwalks, a hee hee hee's, and constant grabbing of the crotch. Also, the struggling economy in America and the earthquake in Haiti can directly be blamed due to Michael Jackson's nonexistence, for with him these disasters would definitely have been prevented