Petition to stop Tim White's Lunchtime segment!

If you people sick of seeing a pro-wrestling company doing a video, called Lunchtime Suicide, then sign here.

It all started in WWE Armageddon 2005, when Josh Matthews was interviewing a man named Tim White, and took out a gun, and shot himself. But then, it began. The Lunchtime Suicide saga began...... He was still, alive. Claiming he shot on his foot. Then, he took out a rat pellet box, and ate it, which was supposed to be poisonous. He was still alive the next show! WOW (Sarcasm)! He then attempted to hang himself up. But, they claim the rope fell down... Then again, he wanted to kill himeself, by a connected toaster. He was at a tub, and dropped the toaster to the tub. BUT! He is still alive! Then the next segment, was that he got a cutter (which barbers use it to cut the edges of hairs.) and cut himself. Notice the SFX that the blood is sprouting out... And of course, he is still alive. This time, he had a bag, and put it on his head and a tape all around it... He, again, still alive. This time, he got a brick, and a chain all around his neck, and dropped the block on a fish tank. Still alive.. Now he again got a gun and shot himself on the head. Is he dead? NO! He is still alive, and the next segment he crossed the road and got crashed. Yup, still alive. Now he goes to a laboratory that doctors are making a depression cure.... But he drank pasture..... Still alive.... The latest, is that he is calling Josh Matthews in a Suicide help hotline, but he choked himself with the phone lines.... It really is fake isn't it? Does this offend you? Sign here to make a stop to this segment. You can see the videos here http://www.wwe.com/superstars/timwhite/videos/