Stop Dr. Scholl's Gellin' Commercials
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It is a turbulent time. Our country is suffering from and economic and social turbulence. Moral values have torn this country in half, as have views on such important issues like the war in Iraq, gay marriage, and abortion.
However, there is one issue that has united this country as a people. It is an issue that people of all races, colors and creeds can get behind and support. This issue is the constant airing of your "gelling like a fellon" commericals.
These commercials are an insult to the American people's intelligence. To think that anyone would be encouraged to buy your 'gels' by these moronic individuals declaring that car accidents don't bother them because "they are gelling like Magellan" well then, you are obviouisly out of touch with the American people.
This country has enough problems, this shouldn't be one of them. Please stop them now...for the good of the country
However, there is one issue that has united this country as a people. It is an issue that people of all races, colors and creeds can get behind and support. This issue is the constant airing of your "gelling like a fellon" commericals.
These commercials are an insult to the American people's intelligence. To think that anyone would be encouraged to buy your 'gels' by these moronic individuals declaring that car accidents don't bother them because "they are gelling like Magellan" well then, you are obviouisly out of touch with the American people.
This country has enough problems, this shouldn't be one of them. Please stop them now...for the good of the country
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Dave Gill
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"I'm like Magellan I'm sooo gellin'", Surely there's no need to desecrate the name of such a brave man. Melon is one thing, but this is just reaching, who says Magellan was a laid-back dude?
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