Stop Martin's abusive farts!!

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Please sign this petition if you believe Martin's farts are offensive to the extreme and harmful to office moral as well as the environment. Green house gases are a major issue in todays world and people like Martin are only making this situation worse.

If enough people sign this petition we will force a law through the house of lords to allow specially designed corks to be placed in the offending persons rectum. Martin being the guinea pig.

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