Vote For Burt

We the undersigned would like to nominate Chris Burt with the Dead Beat of the year award. To win this award you have to have a strong track record of reneging on bets, not paying entry fees and leaving your buddies in jail all night when it's your fault they are in there. You also have to make up lots of stories about playing professional sports and sleeping with tons of girls. Additionally, you have to put three one dollar bills between two hundreds and ask women if they have ever seen five hundred dollars cash before. Please look for this petition on facebook soon.