Longer Orgasms

We, the undersigned, hereby petition God, the Creator, appropriate divine beings, atheistic theories and scientific notions of a natural evolution, or any of their duly appointed representatives, to increase the length of the standard male and female orgasm.
Far be it for us to criticise the workings of any of these divine beings, if thats what you believe in, but we here agree that the pitiful length of the human orgasm is just one oversight in a supposedly ineffable plan that is not good enough, and we would like it changed.
Please consider this a firm and respectful request, or neither of these if coming from a secular party,

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Goal

500 signatures

Goal: 1,000

Latest Signatures

4 January 2016

500. Luzkov Pollard | If that goldfish Keiron can sign it, so can I!!! And look, by just posting here, my comment is automatically assured to be more witty then anything he could come up with. IN YOUR FACE KEIRON!!! Hey let's start another petition saying how much better I am

26 December 2015

499. Darth V | I support this petition

20 December 2015

498. Dan T | I support this petition

4 December 2015

497. Kb Church | Socks are super-fun!

27 November 2015

496. Spookyjon Moody | I support this petition

26 November 2015

495. Pedro Atkins | I support this petition

20 November 2015

494. M J | I support this petition

16 November 2015

493. Joey C | I support this petition

27 October 2015

492. Chris Kaufman | go #105! we need a petition for god to make more women like that :)

24 October 2015

491. Afafaf Prince | I support this petition

10 October 2015

490. Ba R | I support this petition

1 October 2015

489. Hfgh Eaton | I support this petition

26 September 2015

488. Marcy Jordan | I support this petition

21 September 2015

487. Blah Cooley | I support this petition

14 September 2015

486. Thomas Sanford | I support this petition

25 July 2015

485. Ady Bass | I support this petition

24 July 2015

484. J H | I support this petition

23 July 2015

483. David P | I support this petition

20 July 2015

482. Fhd Duncan | I support this petition

17 July 2015

481. Emperor Blanchard | Yeah, bring it on! Make it last like 15 or so. This 5 seconds thing gets old quick. It just makes me do it more and more.

26 June 2015

480. Qwe Dyer | I support this petition

24 June 2015

479. Tt Mccall | I support this petition

23 June 2015

478. Dave Randolph | Please do!

10 June 2015

477. Marcus Hebert | I support this petition

9 June 2015

476. Roboboo Dunlap | I support this petition

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By: Sharron Zimmerman

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Petition target:
God, or his duly appointed representative