Longer Orgasms
We, the undersigned, hereby petition God, the Creator, appropriate divine beings, atheistic theories and scientific notions of a natural evolution, or any of their duly appointed representatives, to i... continue reading »
"If that goldfish Keiron can sign it, so can I!!! And look, by just posting here, my comment is automatically assured to be more witty then anything he could come up with. IN YOUR FACE KEIRON!!! Hey let's start another petition saying how much better I am "
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"Socks are super-fun!"
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"go #105! we need a petition for god to make more women like that :)"
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"Yeah, bring it on! Make it last like 15 or so. This 5 seconds thing gets old quick. It just makes me do it more and more."
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"Please do!"
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