Cancel Summer!

We, the undersigned, hereby declare the season known as Summer to be vastly overrated and in urgent need of cancellation. We hereby implore the powers of the cosmos to temporally edit the Earth's progress through space-time such that, in the future, Spring is immediately followed by Autumn. This step would eliminate the sweltering heat, melting ice-cream, everpresent droning insects, dry grasses, bloated A/C electricity bills, and ubiquitous barbeque-starter fluid smell that are hallmarks of this unholy quarter of the Earth's orbit.