Cancel Summer!
We, the undersigned, hereby declare the season known as Summer to be vastly overrated and in urgent need of cancellation. We hereby implore the powers of the cosmos to temporally edit the Earth's pro... continue reading »
"Deathto contractors who build houses without Central Air."
"The sun killed my... well, it hasn't killed anything yet, but we must stop it before it does!"
"it's even too hot in Canada! Bring on fall!"