Force Calista Flockhart to eat a cheeseburger
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It's obvious that Calista Flockhart's career has spiraled so much into oblivion that she can't even afford food anymore. A recent picture of Flockhart shows her head has outgrown the rest of her body, and the veins in her neck stick out farther than Heph on Viagra. Please sign the petition to force Flockhart to eat a cheeseburger. You will be doing Flockhart, as well as the rest of the world, a public service.
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15 signatures
Goal: 50,000
Latest Signatures
19 August 2010
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Keith Faulkner
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I can't believe they cancelled Ally McBeal. ALLY MCBEAL? ALLY MCBEAL!!!!! Get some chunk in your stump, would ya?
5 August 2010
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Matt Phillips
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3 August 2010
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Thee
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Kiss my HEALTHY anorexic ass! I'm proud of calista :D She's proved to be thinspiration for me >:D
3 August 2010
3 August 2010
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Angela Douglas
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2 August 2010
2 August 2010
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Nikki Le Fevre
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"No eating disorder", my ass. Woman, we all know you don't eat more than a grain of rice and a leaf of lettuce, per day. If you were getting more than 1000 calories each day, you wouldn't look like a mutant scarecrow. YOU ARE NOT PRETTY, you are fright
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