Force Calista Flockhart to eat a cheeseburger

It's obvious that Calista Flockhart's career has spiraled so much into oblivion that she can't even afford food anymore. A recent picture of Flockhart shows her head has outgrown the rest of her body,... continue reading »

15 signatures Goal: 50,000
All Signatures (15 total)
1.
tree-ow-na · birmingham,uk 19 August 2010

"give the girl a lard sandwich"

2.
anonymous · Paris, France 16 August 2010

"Seriously, it's been years that this should have already happened!"

3.
Shabaz Mackdaddy · Whelling 6 August 2010

"eat something goddamit"

4.
Keith Faulkner · Shippensburg 5 August 2010

"I can't believe they cancelled Ally McBeal. ALLY MCBEAL? ALLY MCBEAL!!!!! Get some chunk in your stump, would ya?"

5.
Caleb · New London 5 August 2010

"Eat damn you! "

6.
Kat Ortland · Eugene 5 August 2010

"Double cheeseburger with mayo, bitch!"

7.
mark andrews · saskatoon 5 August 2010

"what the hell is wrongwith her!?! eat some thing!"

8.
chris · springfield 5 August 2010

"Maybe the can reverse engineer liposuction?"

9.
Josh · Seattle 4 August 2010

"Cheesebur-gar! "

10.
Matt Phillips · Mendham 4 August 2010
11.
Thee · Chicago 3 August 2010

"Kiss my HEALTHY anorexic ass! I'm proud of calista :D She's proved to be thinspiration for me >:D"

12.
R Gorman · Eugene 3 August 2010

"It better be at most grade C beef, and at least triple stacked. With double onions."

13.
Angela Douglas · Parker 3 August 2010
14.
Sarah Giffrow · Eugene 2 August 2010

"OMG MEAT IS GOOD :O"

15.
Nikki Le Fevre · Eugene 2 August 2010

""No eating disorder", my ass. Woman, we all know you don't eat more than a grain of rice and a leaf of lettuce, per day. If you were getting more than 1000 calories each day, you wouldn't look like a mutant scarecrow. YOU ARE NOT PRETTY, you are fright"