Give Kenporules a Billion Dollars

We, the undersigned, petition to give Kenporules a billion dollars. How this money will be collected and delivered will be left to the near-infinite and nigh-uncomprehensible power of online petitions. If, upon completion of the petition, Kenporules is not a billion dollars richer, blame will be assigned to the lack of faith in the petition process of the undersigned collective.

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Goal

50 signatures

Goal: 50

Latest Signatures

30 September 2015

50. Tyler D | Do it.

16 September 2015

49. Ben D | Dave Thomas would be proud

12 August 2015

48. Bloodninja Bowen | I put on my robe and wizard hat.

8 August 2015

47. Zzombiex Carr | where am i

22 July 2015

46. Penis M | Penis Mcenzie is behind this 100\%

15 June 2015

45. Chunky Mcfatpantsj | I ROXORS!!!111!!!

6 June 2015

44. The J | Show him the money!

30 April 2015

43. Dick C | Dick likes Bush & follows his lead.

10 March 2015

42. George W | I doth agree with yon petione. Those gout-afflicted felines in the city of my name have gone too far in not bestowing appropiate riches upon Kenporules.

1 March 2015

41. George Wb | I'm the biggest fatcat there is & endorse this petition.

5 February 2015

40. Hazellrabbit Clark | id like to say that as a furry fellow friend and longtime admirerer on rotten tomatoes of this kenporules, i would like to give him the chance for the 1 billion dollars. this is all.

8 December 2014

39. Kenpos G | I wish someone would give him a billion dollars. Then he would have ONE thing going for him. Besides his huge penis. Tiny balls, though. It's strange.

6 November 2014

38. Philip M | I support this petition

14 February 2014

37. Daniel Sb | yes, I support this very important thing

11 February 2014

36. Scottie L | All hail the mighty kenpo!!

15 January 2014

35. Michael J | Be sure to please the little children!

22 November 2013

34. Franz Fields | BILLIONSSSSS

15 September 2013

33. Heist Murray | lol, stupid fag, you suck dicks lolololol1!!!!1!!

8 July 2013

32. Bobby Gamble | I support this petition

10 June 2013

31. Wyld I | Ah, what the hell. Maybe he'll loan me a c-note.

19 March 2013

30. Cuba Goodingj | IM CUBA GOODING JR AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT AND WHERE,ANYTIME,ANYPLACE,

21 February 2013

29. Obiwanshinobi Clements | This petition is a closet homesexual.

12 February 2013

28. Konnor Namelessl | There is only two people in this world I'd sign this petition for. One of them is Kevin Bacon, the other is you.

30 January 2013

27. The Guykenpodidntsexuallym | Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????/

15 January 2013

26. Kenporules Park | I support this petition

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By: Frieda Berger

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Petition target:
Those Fatcats in Washington