Give Kenporules a Billion Dollars
We, the undersigned, petition to give Kenporules a billion dollars. How this money will be collected and delivered will be left to the near-infinite and nigh-uncomprehensible power of online petitions... continue reading »
"Do it."
"Dave Thomas would be proud"
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
"where am i"
"Penis Mcenzie is behind this 100\%"
"I ROXORS!!!111!!!"
"Show him the money!"
"Dick likes Bush & follows his lead."
"I doth agree with yon petione. Those gout-afflicted felines in the city of my name have gone too far in not bestowing appropiate riches upon Kenporules."
"I'm the biggest fatcat there is & endorse this petition."
"id like to say that as a furry fellow friend and longtime admirerer on rotten tomatoes of this kenporules, i would like to give him the chance for the 1 billion dollars. this is all."
"I wish someone would give him a billion dollars. Then he would have ONE thing going for him. Besides his huge penis. Tiny balls, though. It's strange."
"yes, I support this very important thing"
"All hail the mighty kenpo!!"
"Be sure to please the little children!"
"BILLIONSSSSS"
"lol, stupid fag, you suck dicks lolololol1!!!!1!!"
"Ah, what the hell. Maybe he'll loan me a c-note."
"IM CUBA GOODING JR AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT AND WHERE,ANYTIME,ANYPLACE,"
"This petition is a closet homesexual."
"There is only two people in this world I'd sign this petition for. One of them is Kevin Bacon, the other is you."
"Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????/"
