Petition to Bring Heath Ledger Back From the Dead
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It has come to our attention that Heath Ledger is dead. We the undersigned feel that this is kind of dumb. I mean, we just saw the new Batman movie and he was really good in it and now we are vexed that he is dead because now they'll have to either use someone else as the Joker in the next one (which would be really stupid, I mean come on) or get a new villain and are you aware of how crappy a lot of Batman villains are? One of them tells evil riddles. That's about as intimidating as having the power to talk to fish or something.
Sure he was in 10 Things I Hate About You and he pretended to be a knight while Freddie Mercury sang about rocking you but I think that's all pretty forgivable in the long run. Have you seen Dark Knight? He totally killed that guy with a pencil. That was great. And while his performance as a gay cowboy might have pissed you off if you are a conservative savior and/or necromancer, you would have taken the role if you were offered it, admit it. Heath Ledger just had to get paid.
So in conclusion, please bring Heath Ledger back from the dead because it's just the right thing to do. C'mon, don't be a dick.
Sure he was in 10 Things I Hate About You and he pretended to be a knight while Freddie Mercury sang about rocking you but I think that's all pretty forgivable in the long run. Have you seen Dark Knight? He totally killed that guy with a pencil. That was great. And while his performance as a gay cowboy might have pissed you off if you are a conservative savior and/or necromancer, you would have taken the role if you were offered it, admit it. Heath Ledger just had to get paid.
So in conclusion, please bring Heath Ledger back from the dead because it's just the right thing to do. C'mon, don't be a dick.
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Melly W
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While there are people I would like back more I would still like to ask, respectfully, that you bring back Heath as well. Thank you.
4 February 2013
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Rozu Walker
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Zombie Heath would be fine by me too. Just putting that out there. I do not have a sexual attraction to zombies.
8 December 2012
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Debora Carter
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Jesus (or Jesus-like figure) and/or Master of the Necromantic Arts
Jesus (or Jesus-like figure) and/or Master of the Necromantic Arts
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