Petition to Bring Heath Ledger Back From the Dead
It has come to our attention that Heath Ledger is dead. We the undersigned feel that this is kind of dumb. I mean, we just saw the new Batman movie and he was really good in it and now we are vexed th... continue reading »
"bring him back!"
"BRING HIM BACK"
"You can trade him for Britney, Paris, or Lindsay. No one would mind."
"u.u;"
"He isn't Tu Pac. Not worth it. I have spoken."
"WHY SO SRS?"
"Oh yeah, come on people, sign sign."
"He makes a good point"
"omg I love the Joker"
"I am for it."
"He made the goddamned pencil disappear. Like magic."
"hi i made this petition."
"cmon jesus, bruce went to church since he was five"
"please dont let there be another joker in the next batman"
"jeebus PLEUHZ bring heath back. i promise to do nice things if you do."
"hurry up guys"
"Come on Jesus, do it!"
"Madness is a lot like gravity... all you need is a push"
"While there are people I would like back more I would still like to ask, respectfully, that you bring back Heath as well. Thank you."
"Zombie Heath would be fine by me too. Just putting that out there. I do not have a sexual attraction to zombies."
"I'll stop smoking if you bring him back."
