The Cleaner Reproductive Organ for Beth Robbins

We, The Undersigned, hereby petition the Congress of the United States of America to push Immediate Funding for the removal of sand, soil, twigs, leaves, broken glass, small animals, wayward heroine addicts, bibles, smothered children, and other such debris and detritus that has over time become firmly lodged in the reproductive organ of Beth Robbins, a Citizen and True Patriot of the United States of America, so that she might continue her Noble Quest to protect decent American children from the foul plague brought upon us by the evil force known only as 'Maddox.'

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Goal

589 signatures

Goal: 1,000

Latest Signatures

15 January 2016

589. Bob Shepard | PAH!

23 December 2015

588. Rat Wyatt | I know a good exterminator who can get rid of the spiders and cobwebs down there.

12 December 2015

587. Phamuraix Moody | LMAO

1 December 2015

586. Victoria Dunn | I support this petition

20 November 2015

585. Mike Oneal | this is an outraged, IT MUST BE STOPPED

13 November 2015

584. Bhrett Russell | I support this petition

3 November 2015

583. Noone Wolf | Right.

29 October 2015

582. Daniel C | It is my greatest wish that from her vagina be removed the assorted items that do plague her!

22 October 2015

581. A Wiggins | It's pretty funny how maddox have taken over pedition.com in just a few days ;)

22 October 2015

580. Abel B | What a wonderful petition! heheh.

5 October 2015

579. Beth R | You forgot to meantion all those lost vibrators and the nuclear waste that is stuck in my sex organs, yes organs, it is a long story

21 September 2015

578. Fffffff Moran | gsgsfdgfdgdfgdfg

25 August 2015

577. Slash Moran | Robbins, you seriously have to be clinically retarded.

13 August 2015

576. Daniel Sheppard | We should go back in time and kill beths mom so she can't give birth to her, or wait till she's just been born then beeat her with a dildo until she becomes a vegitable, hehehe dildo's rule.

11 August 2015

575. Adam Simon | IS GAY

9 August 2015

574. Beths V | d'oh! wrong petition

7 August 2015

573. Argle Lawrence | beth definitely needs to get laid

2 August 2015

572. Maybug Chan | since my mum made me sign the other one I thought I'd sign this one too :)

2 August 2015

571. Jeff Blair | A sand-blaster should do it, or maybe some napalm?

19 July 2015

570. Gsfdgfd Bentley | sfdgfdsgfds

17 July 2015

569. Brittany Acosta | Finally, a petition I get feel good about

8 July 2015

568. Baba L | There's no way we'll ever be able to allocate funds sufficient to clear this massive territory. With all the money we're spending on the "war" in Iraq....good luck.

24 June 2015

567. Heman Masteroftheu | I have the power!!! To remove sand from vaginas.

16 June 2015

566. Poop Nixon | Poop

15 June 2015

565. John H | By god I'll sign it so they won't even have to don their reading glasses to see my name!

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By: Elvira Mcfarland

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U.S. Congress