The Cleaner Reproductive Organ for Beth Robbins

We, The Undersigned, hereby petition the Congress of the United States of America to push Immediate Funding for the removal of sand, soil, twigs, leaves, broken glass, small animals, wayward heroine a... continue reading »

589 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (589 total)
1.
Bob Shepard 15 January 2016

"PAH!"

2.
Rat Wyatt 23 December 2015

"I know a good exterminator who can get rid of the spiders and cobwebs down there."

3.
Phamuraix Moody 12 December 2015

"LMAO"

4.
Victoria Dunn 1 December 2015

"I support this petition"

5.
Mike Oneal 20 November 2015

"this is an outraged, IT MUST BE STOPPED"

6.
Bhrett Russell 13 November 2015

"I support this petition"

7.
Noone Wolf 3 November 2015

"Right."

8.
Daniel C 29 October 2015

"It is my greatest wish that from her vagina be removed the assorted items that do plague her!"

9.
A Wiggins 22 October 2015

"It's pretty funny how maddox have taken over pedition.com in just a few days ;)"

10.
Abel B 22 October 2015

"What a wonderful petition! heheh."

11.
Beth R 5 October 2015

"You forgot to meantion all those lost vibrators and the nuclear waste that is stuck in my sex organs, yes organs, it is a long story"

12.
Fffffff Moran 21 September 2015

"gsgsfdgfdgdfgdfg"

13.
Slash Moran 25 August 2015

"Robbins, you seriously have to be clinically retarded."

14.
Daniel Sheppard 13 August 2015

"We should go back in time and kill beths mom so she can't give birth to her, or wait till she's just been born then beeat her with a dildo until she becomes a vegitable, hehehe dildo's rule."

15.
Adam Simon 11 August 2015

"IS GAY"

16.
Beths V 9 August 2015

"d'oh! wrong petition"

17.
Argle Lawrence 7 August 2015

"beth definitely needs to get laid"

18.
Maybug Chan 2 August 2015

"since my mum made me sign the other one I thought I'd sign this one too :)"

19.
Jeff Blair 2 August 2015

"A sand-blaster should do it, or maybe some napalm?"

20.
Gsfdgfd Bentley 19 July 2015

"sfdgfdsgfds"

21.
Brittany Acosta 17 July 2015

"Finally, a petition I get feel good about"

22.
Baba L 8 July 2015

"There's no way we'll ever be able to allocate funds sufficient to clear this massive territory. With all the money we're spending on the "war" in Iraq....good luck."

23.
Heman Masteroftheu 24 June 2015

"I have the power!!! To remove sand from vaginas."

24.
Poop Nixon 16 June 2015

"Poop"

25.
John H 15 June 2015

"By god I'll sign it so they won't even have to don their reading glasses to see my name!"

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