Ban Religious Fruitcakes

I, on behalf of all the normal Christians in the world want to ban Christian fruitcakes from embarassing me. We've had enough Christian weirdo's doing their thing.. Get a life and be normal.

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Goal

50 signatures

Goal: 1,000

Latest Signatures

3 November 2015

50. Dank Warner | A house divided can not stand moron

2 October 2015

49. Mary A | No more fruitcakes, please.

18 August 2015

48. J Fowler | Sing it sister

30 July 2015

47. Hare K | What would Jesus do?

18 July 2015

46. Kittykat Mcdaniel | Down with the FRUITCAKES!!!!! Come On Time To Light The Fire, Spread The Gospel Flames!

5 July 2015

45. J Bolton | I support this petition

27 May 2015

44. Samantha Brady | Right on.

10 May 2015

43. God Daniels | love christ

7 February 2015

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18 December 2014

41. Will W | right on

9 December 2014

40. Bruce T | I support this petition

18 November 2014

39. Exin Boyd | Yeah! Let's make Religious Sausages! Sausages are good for your brain!

9 November 2014

38. Tony Yourfavenormalc | I support this petition

6 November 2014

37. Jacek Ward | Down with fruitcakes, long live APPLE PIE!

7 October 2014

36. John K | I thought it was about actual fruitcake! (which is not Biblical, either!)

9 September 2014

35. Elenai Lovey | Enough Already with the Fruitcakes

20 July 2014

34. Dave Duffy | You guys just have to make excuses for you wrong doings...try doing the right thing...it might just get you somewhere...be hot or cold...but not lukewarm or you get spewed

11 July 2014

33. Kristina Carey | I support this petition

24 June 2014

32. Ben D | I got a religious fruitcake in the mail once. It was a Catholic fruitcake. Well, my family is Protestant, so we couldn't keep the fruitcake. We gave it to a nice Catholic family that lives down the street.

29 April 2014

31. Andrew P | Thank you I hate fruit

13 March 2014

30. Pete Esparza | Religion is good, 99% of practitioners, are, "FRUITCAKES, WITH NUTZ INCLUDED"

12 March 2014

29. Kristina Ab | I support this petition

9 February 2014

28. Rev Patr | Anyone here want a rim job?

30 January 2014

27. Pookie Harrington | AMEN....Ban religious fruitcakes!!!!

4 December 2013

26. Kitty E | You and me both, brother! Kooks and charlatans!

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By: Neil Parker

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