Ban Religious Fruitcakes

I, on behalf of all the normal Christians in the world want to ban Christian fruitcakes from embarassing me. We've had enough Christian weirdo's doing their thing.. Get a life and be normal. continue reading »

50 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (50 total)
1.
Dank Warner 3 November 2015

"A house divided can not stand moron"

2.
Mary A 2 October 2015

"No more fruitcakes, please."

3.
J Fowler 18 August 2015

"Sing it sister"

4.
Hare K 30 July 2015

"What would Jesus do?"

5.
Kittykat Mcdaniel 18 July 2015

"Down with the FRUITCAKES!!!!! Come On Time To Light The Fire, Spread The Gospel Flames!"

6.
J Bolton 5 July 2015
7.
Samantha Brady 27 May 2015

"Right on."

8.
God Daniels 10 May 2015

"love christ"

9.
You Needtoreadcommentsonthiswebsiteseeh 7 February 2015

"SEE http://www.petitiononline.com/cofs1/petition.html"

10.
Will W 18 December 2014

"right on"

11.
Bruce T 9 December 2014
12.
Exin Boyd 18 November 2014

"Yeah! Let's make Religious Sausages! Sausages are good for your brain!"

13.
Tony Yourfavenormalc 9 November 2014
14.
Jacek Ward 6 November 2014

"Down with fruitcakes, long live APPLE PIE!"

15.
John K 7 October 2014

"I thought it was about actual fruitcake! (which is not Biblical, either!)"

16.
Elenai Lovey 9 September 2014

"Enough Already with the Fruitcakes"

17.
Dave Duffy 20 July 2014

"You guys just have to make excuses for you wrong doings...try doing the right thing...it might just get you somewhere...be hot or cold...but not lukewarm or you get spewed"

18.
Kristina Carey 11 July 2014
19.
Ben D 24 June 2014

"I got a religious fruitcake in the mail once. It was a Catholic fruitcake. Well, my family is Protestant, so we couldn't keep the fruitcake. We gave it to a nice Catholic family that lives down the street."

20.
Andrew P 29 April 2014

"Thank you I hate fruit"

21.
Pete Esparza 13 March 2014

"Religion is good, 99% of practitioners, are, "FRUITCAKES, WITH NUTZ INCLUDED""

22.
Kristina Ab 12 March 2014
23.
Rev Patr 9 February 2014

"Anyone here want a rim job?"

24.
Pookie Harrington 30 January 2014

"AMEN....Ban religious fruitcakes!!!!"

25.
Kitty E 4 December 2013

"You and me both, brother! Kooks and charlatans!"

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