A jihad upon Gretel Killeen

Having been an on and off watcher of Australian Big Brother for the last 5 years now, I was sitting on the couch watching it last night with friends when we decided, it's time to go Gretel Killeen. And it seems we are not the only ones who think so. Google "I hate Gretel" and you will find some interesting things said about her, here are a few of my favourite examples;

"Gretel looks like a Casino card chick..."
"Saggy old wrinkled up cow needs to get her Mutton-Dressed-As-Lamb ass off of my Television..."
"GRETEL KILLEEN erodes national values and destroys young minds..."
"Gretel Killeen reminds me of an enormous set of teeth in an ugly dress..."

and my personal favourite;

"SHE IS AN ASSCLOWN AND A FRICKIN' F*CKCAKE! She deserves to have that permanent sneer on her face ripped off with pliers..."

People, if you feel like venting a little about Gretel, here is the place to do it. Feel free to call her a f*ckcake or whatever other hilarious names you can come up with and maybe, just maybe, the MAJORITY will be heard.

So, herewith I put forth my petition to not only have Gretel removed from Big Brother, but, Gretel, I hereby put a Jihad on you, and will not rest until you are sodomised by a herd of mountain goats.