A Lutheran Manifesto

"Congregation Name, City, State UNATCO HQ, Manhattan, NY Stick to the COCK for a silent take down."

"Congregation Name, City, State Emmaus Lutheran Church, Redmond, Oregon Brother and lover of Diania A Swinger."

"Congregation Name, City, State Bethany Ev. Lutheran Church UAC, Fairview Hts, IL JUST LOOKED OVER THE SIGNATURES AND AND WANT TO THANK YOU ALL--SOME OF WHOM I KNOW BUT MOST OF WHOM I DON'T--FOR YOUR KIND WORDS AND MORAL SUPPORT REGARDING THE MANIFESTO. "

"Congregation Name, City, State BETHANY-F. HGHTS, IL. 62208 I commit sloth on a daily basis."

"Congregation Name, City, State St. Paul Lutheran Church, Rockford, IL Thanks for a clear voice, when most things seem indistinguishable. "I am still confident of this: I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be s"

"Congregation Name, City, State St. Mark Lutheran Church, Houston, TX I am a closet homosexual and I enjoy sucking my bishops dick! So Suck me HAHAHA!!!"

"Let's impose our variant of Christine doctrine upon all others because were so tolerant!!!"

"Fellow Lutherans!! We us not allow for this sacrilege to continue! I suggest that we obtain a Christmas tree, just as Luther himself did in Germany, a shove it up the unbelievers asses!!"

"Congregation Name, City, State Immanuel Lutheran Church, St. Charles, MO The Almighty Father Impregnated me and gave me AIDS :(."

"Congregation Name, City, State Our Saviour Lutheran, Houston Texas I am not related to Kennith Star! STOP EMAILING ME!"

"Congregation Name, City, State Immanuel Lutheran Church, St. Charles, MO Yes brothers we are all part of the zombie of the invisable sky farie!! We eat of his flesh just like the zzombies before us!"

"Congregation Name, City, State St John, Champaign, IL Very powerful statement!"

"Congregation Name, City, State Hell By signing this petition, YOU HAVE GIVEN ME YOUR SOULSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"

"Congregation Name, City, State Hope Lutheran, Bisbee, Arizona Oh Smith I want you my baby stick it in my ass!"

"Congregation Name, City, State Bethany, Naperville, Illinois This is a masterfully crafted piece of theology for the 21st century. It is simultaneously firm yet irenic. May God use this document to unite Lutherans around the Augsburg Confession (and the "

"Congregation Name, City, State Peace Lutheran Church LCMS, Cincinnati, OH OH NOES I forgot that the first article of the Bill of Rights prevents the estabolishment of a state religion! BBBBAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW We can not take over :'("

"Jesus gives good head."

"Congregation Name, City, State Bethany Ev. Lutheran Church UAC, Fairview Hts, IL Disregard my comment I suck cocks."