A Modest Proposal Concerning the Personal Fortunes of One Mike Tyson.
On behalf of the Citizens in Mike Tyson's Honor Committee (CMTHC), I hereby object to all legal proceedings involving Mike Tyson and his alleged bankruptcy. This ludicrous situation has gotten out of... continue reading »
"I enjoy violence. It makes my life happier! How many dollars would you give Mike Tyson? A million dollars. Times infinity. Cubed."
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"Where's Mike Tyson's Punch-Out 2?! How many dollars would you give Mike Tyson? 4.7 trillion U.S. dollars"
"Hi Mike! How many dollars would you give Mike Tyson? 1"
"Mike Tyson and Michael Jackson should share a cell. How many dollars would you give Mike Tyson? What is one divided by zero?"
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"no i dont wanna help How many dollars would you give Mike Tyson? ummmmm lets see ooo i have 25cents"
