A Petition for California's Secession from the Federal Government

"The entire rest of the US consumes our produce, uses our technology, enjoys our entertainment, and imitates our culture. We are commonly derided and ridiculed everywhere I go across the country, however, publicly and privately, often in a hateful manner. "

"You shall not leave this Union! I am fully prepared to come back from the grave and open up a large can of "whoop ass" again."

"ive been saying this for years"

"I am a former Californian now living in Minnesota. But since California's secession would have an impact on all U.S. citizens, I feel ANY U.S. citizen should have a voice in this decision, and therefore Im signing this petition. I believe that the Soviet "

"And once you secede, you'll be able to defend yourself without help from the US? What if the US is the agressor?"

"PLEASE SECEDE! The rest of America doesn't want you idiot commies. You can go trash yourselfs with your failed socialist policies! Take Pelosi with you!!!!"

"I take this very seriously, and fully agree with the above mentioned"

"marijuanas gona be legal right?"

"I support a Free and Independant California Republic."

"God help all of us"

"It's time! We are a nation too divided. It is time to circle the wagons and take care of our own. Can someone please create a real plan to make this happen?"

"We have two major pracitcal problems, oil and water. Otherwise we have no need to follow the rest of the country back into the dark ages."

"Free California!"

"Time to get this party started..."