A Petition for Gordon Lightfoot to Record a New Hit Single, entitled "You're a Fag".

We, the undersigned, request legendary Canadian folk-hero Gordon Lightfoot to step into the modern era and expose his talents to a new generation. However, singing about simple things like love or a disaster doesn't cut it for today's music consumer. That is why we request that Gordon record the future hit single, appropriately titled, "You're a Fag". The content of this song will be up to Gordon's discretion, however, we request that he sings the line "you're a fag" at least four times within the songs duration.