Aaron Callander Appeal
On 25th september 2009 Aaron Callander got drunk and drove his sisters car into a neighbours house then was subsequently arrested and charged with dangerous driving and joyriding and will be in court... continue reading »
"Justice, you sons of b itches!"
"Kilt? Is that the same kilt that I had to pretend to be a lesbian to so he would leave me alone?"
"Smeato for Parliament. We'll set aboot ye!"
"I'm sorry yer maj but you see i live in cooncil hoose in the bestest city in the whole of the world (outside England of course) so naturally i prefer rent boys to do that."
"agree!"
"Erm, what? F**k you, motherf**ker. My mum died after my dad walloped her on the head with his massive dong. I'll do the same to your whole family if your not careful, pal."
"I have to be the worst Pie and Bovril poster there is."
"I support this petition"
":/"
"22.5479\% of drink driving cases don't reach trial, the only time that has been beaten was by St Mirren in season 1964/65"
"that bass is evil."
"No, Dark Blue, i hate you"
"Aaron's mum and dad are morons if they accept this poorly written petition"
"let him go on holiday, hes repaying it in the law & hes repaying it out of his own money. please :) xxxx"
"ah f'ucken love the boaby"
"No1 died... so let him go on hols to celebrate xoxo"
"Hello Brain. a/s/l please. Do you not think that together we COULD take over the world?"
"I've got Smarties and a puppy for Aaron to see."
"Fancy a shag?"
"Yer takin ra pash!"
"Hiya P Tobin. a/s/l?"
"I don't care what happens to him, I just wanted to say I've shagged both his sisters. Sexytime!"
"I support this petition"
"Aaron I've just found your bebo. I'll get the pics up on PnB asap."
"Right, I am offended. Why do people keep saying I look like Rooney?? I'm the Beauty, he's the Beast! OK?!"
