Aaron Callander Appeal

"Taking into account all the testimony and evidence i would say.................Innocent."

"Eh, a kilt."

"Oh mu goad, i've found her! Gerry son, where are ye Gerry."

"I support this petition"

"Hi John and Ria. A/S/L?"

"Ach thats too bad Mak. Wait a minute, i have a son who could be right up your street. Edward! Where are you Edward?"

"I support this petition"

"I like perving over lassies half my age, did I mention my daughter has sprouted boobs? PHWOAR. Em, I mean I'm a white witch and women are to be respected, not viewed as a piece of meat. Unless they have massive boobs. Like my daughter. Did I mention I'm a"

"Easy Mistake"

"CONSIDERING I AM FECKING DEAD THAT AINT TOO BLEEDING LIKELY IS IT. DO YOU NOT READ THE PAPERS YA SPOOTY WEE STAIN THAT YE ARE?"

"get that haddock a holiday!"

"glenn, i havent, but would like to try it with you"

"Kilt and I shared a lovely Rusty Trombone in the toilets of Marischal College."

"fere Aaorn!"

"F**k off Savo, you tedious c**t"

"we are waiting for you Aaron. Do you want a friend? You will need one."

"This is a disgrace !!!"

"I support this petition"

"Forgot to add, I have a 25 inch big black snake and Sol, your welcome to stick yours in my dirt track any time you want ;)"

"IM 46. IM WEARING NOTHING BUT MY THONG. PHONE ME LADIES."

"OH YEAH!"

"At least I only hit a lamp post"

"Cos jesus he knows me, And he knows Im right, Ive been talking to jesus all my life, Oh yes he knows me, And he knows Im right, And hes been telling me, Everything's gonna be alright"

"I support this petition"