Aaron Callander Appeal
On 25th september 2009 Aaron Callander got drunk and drove his sisters car into a neighbours house then was subsequently arrested and charged with dangerous driving and joyriding and will be in court... continue reading »
"Don't worry Aaron, I'll look after yer granny while you're away."
"Here kitty, kitty."
"Erm, thats a different John Leslie. I'm a 22 year old heating engineer fae Gourock. Dae you think yer pipes are needing a good blaw thru??"
"good stuff, am gunna head to your grans pantie drawer next"
"IT'S NOT 315. IT'S 10 FЪCKIN RUEL STREET. AND BRING YER MAW"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Hope his arse is like a tramps pocket after this."
"just using this petition to announce im a homosexual"
"I support this petition"
"I work on border patrol. Anyone want to see me. Im real. Just tell me when youre flying. What do you mean youre not flying from or to here. Anyway. I let him in the country. Oh no, I've got 2907058 PAX coming in the next 4 seconds, got to go,"
"I support this petition"
"Hey Kara, remember me? Fancy meeting up sometime? I'm free most days..."
"Vewwy pwoud of you Aawon. Vewwy pwoud."
"Overturn their decision? The only thing that'll be overturned will be you, onto your back, when I force my big black boaby up your chocolate starfish. Look out for me in the jail, I'll be in the purple toga. xxx"
"Hi Aaron, have i told you lately that i love you?"
"I support this petition"
"Kilt lured me to his pi ss-soaked bedsit and tried to touch me."
"i hope i can meet him so i can name-drop him on P&B"
"RE signatures 107 and 108, we don't want him either. Woof."
"Aaron, I wrote an apology speech for you - My fellow Britons, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that house. I gishmoidided it's glavavity with my incompetence. And I am sorry. ...No need to thank me for it."
"I almost had sex tonight! :-) It will happen for me one day soon!"
"Listen ya wee prick, dinnae you be thinking ye can try that sort of pish in Glesca. WE WOULD SET ABOOT YE."
"How old is this young lad?"
"Don't go abroad without your parents, look what happened to me."
