Abolish wombat abuse
Why do Wombats have to suffer? Wombats are being kept in cells, locked away in unknown locations in Afghanistan. It has been reported that tourists have heard extremely disturbing sounds such as sex s... continue reading »
"All creatures should be treated with the same kindness and equality as we should treat each other."
"viva la wombats E-mail address В"
"Won't somebody PLEASE think of the wombats?!?"
"umm....what?"
"I find this petition insulting. I want an apology, you've offended my religious beliefs with this joke petition. Allah Ackbar E-mail address В"
"Let he who is without sin fiddle with the first wombat!"
"You want us to free wombats? Come buy them. Half off all double price mammals."
"I understand you feel sorry about the wombats but... why concentrate on them? Another specie needs our help more than this one. I'm talking here about the guinea fowl ! They're being hunted down everywhere for their incredible psychic powers and for their"
"I agree!! wombats are being terribly abused all over the world. FREE THE WOMBATS!!!"
"wombat meat is tasty and there fur makes a nice coat an is warm"
"Many of my friends are wombats. I can't believe this is what happens to other wombats in Afghanistan....awful..."
"I must be quick, my father is abusing a wombat right now, if he catches me signing this petition I'm done for."
"I love wombats and their cute yummy little furry bottoms with a bottle of wine and candle light and lubricants...mm.mm good"
"So many of the poor marsupials are held captive in Iraq that I know it is futile to request the immediate freedom of all, but I am willing to compromise if the Abu Ghraib wombats are released now, with fair trials for the rest. God bless."
"Stop having sex with wombats you sick perverts!"
"I believe the abuse of wombats is something of pure disgrace. I hope I will have many followers in this as it has to be stopped"
"we are all one"
