Allow Fake Moustaches in church in Alabama!!
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This petition is to make it legal to wear fake moustaches in church in Alabama. It is currently illegal to wear them due to the fact that they may cause interupting laughter. This I believe is prejeduce because many people do not have much facial hair and they might want to use a fake moustache to feel more masculine. We can not let churches in Alabama keep that ban because it is unessissary outcasting of the unhairy. This law is stupid, and I would appreciate your signatures.
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100 signatures
Goal: 100
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23 December 2015
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Bluto B
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Ya ain't wrong there, Jammo. If ya look like a goddamn woman yer gonna get porked, even in a church. The mustache is probably a good idea in your case.
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Downhome Int
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Used to couldn't wear no fakies in our churches round these parts but folks finally started realizing that our tendency for inbreeding makes for peculiarities such as bald-faced men and some folks that aint got no sweat glands, god love em.
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Joe S
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I can't grow a moustache so I am to embarassed to go to church in Albama, even though I have strong religious views and live in this state. Please help my cause, Thank you.
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